Archive for November, 2008

I Died a Little Today

November 21, 2008

We have this printer at work, and it is a gigantic piece of crap.  It started making a grinding noise today, I seriously got up from my desk expecting to see someone building or destroying something.  Anyway my point, as I stood there with two other guys I work with, watching the printer destroy itself, I made a comment, “Hey, you guys remember the movie Office Space”.  It was supposed to be a joke about how we should take the printer out into a field and beat it with a baseball bat, but I was appalled that neither of them had seen the movie.  I started asking around and no one I work with has seen the movie!!  This is the problem I have with my job, 9 times out of 10 when I make a joke all I get are blank stairs and it’s not because I’m not funny, I’m funny Dammit!  Anyway, this all made me died a little.


I Need More Thing With Holes In Them

November 10, 2008

In an attempt to organize the garage I installed a pegboard above one of my work benches. I quickly realized I need to add more holes to things.

I Voted, Robot Nixon

November 5, 2008

Not really, but it did cross my mind.  I voted, like a few other Nebraskans, for Obama.  I guess this will be one of those things we will tell our children about… as they roll there eyes.

Obama may have won, but Bush still has two months to destoy the world.